kcuf

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frickdun:

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

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The “I Hate Iggy Azalea” Squad

rainbow-astrology:

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

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pros of dating me: ill wake you up at 2 in the morning to show you a video of a corgi playing in the snow
cons of dating me: ????
me: *buys something online*
me:
me: where is it

melongorl:

how u gonna be annoying AND ugly as fuck. pick 1

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me trying to flirt

me: i have weed

pinkmanjesse:

literally1989:

you got that frog meme daydream look in your eye

image

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Me: *goes to bed at 4am*
Me: this is bad I need to start going to bed earlier
Me: *goes to bed at 3am the next night*
Me: nice

thats-slightly-raven:

brethompson1704:

thats-slightly-raven:

this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone

its 8:30 at night

This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate

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